Herman Has His @$$ "Cained"

I hate what the media whores have done to Herman Cain.  This man has the smarts to compete against Barack Obama at an even level. Cain is the decendants of slaves,  while Obama is a decendant of a Kenyan alien.  I personally hold the ambulance chasing ho Gloria Allred responsible for destroying his campaign and giving him a nasty politcal "cainin" to his behind!  That witch has destroyed many people with her big ego.  

PM Netanyahu's Christmas Greetings 2011 - YouTube

PM Netanyahu's Christmas Greetings 2011 - YouTube  This dude has some guts!  Go Bibi!

Is Earl Ofari Hutchinson An OREO?

Where is Civil Rights Activist Earl Ofari Hutchinson to have Herman Cain's back?  I think it's cool to see a bro running for President in both parties; I'd like to see a bro run for Prime Minister some day soon.  Now where is Earl hiding? Isn't he going to defend Herman Cain against those Hos who claim they've been fondled and harassed by Herman?  I'm getting fed up with that ambulance chaser Gloria Allred...she's a media whore who looks out for opportunities to be in front of the camera at all times.  I think Earl Ofari Hutchinson's turning into an Oreo...he's supposed to look out for a bro!  Yo Earl!  Where are you bro?

Inside Donny's Head: My New Blog

Hello Again!

If you read a blog called "Inside Donny's Head," You might be wondering what happened to it.  Some idiot said I was doing something wrong, and falsely accused me of it to the Google guys.  For that idiot's information, an old college buddy of mine created the blog for me.  My pal Max started the site, and got my credentials going on Google.  He gave the site a name, then showed me how to start a blog site.  The sad thing is, some dumb ape went postal when he read my blog, and told Google to shut it down.  So If this layout looks like a knock-off from someone's blog, it really isn't.  So be cool, and if you're the one who cried like a big baby, I'm back fool!

For those of you who are seeing me for the first time, I'm cool with you!  Stay civil, and I'll be cool.

Peace Out!

Cooking a mean shredded pork

Sometimes, I like to make a mean meaty shredded pork burrito with a juicy filling, after a long day of work.  To do this, I will slow cook a pork shoulder rot with sloppy joe sauce, mixed with burrito seasoning, and a shot of A-1 sauce.  Cook it for several hours on low heat.

Another Embarassing Snake Story

Okay, I just came across another story on the Web.  In this case, a man in Taiwan had to take a dump at home.  A few minutes after he sat down on his toilet, a snake bit his "twinky" and held on for a few seconds.  The poor guy went reeling in pain, but luckily for him, this was a non poisonous snake that crept into his toilet.  I believe this incident occurred two years ago; you can look it up on the web.

An Old Creepy Snake Story From Down Under…

Eastern Brown Snake from Australia...one bad boy if you get bitten...don't piss them off!

All righty!  Here's another snake story I heard.  This one comes from Australia back in 2009.  A tourist was driving through the deserts in Queensland, when he had the urge to take a pee.  He pulled over, and started to do the wee wee in some bushes.  Unfortunately, there was an Eastern Brown snake, hiding and waiting for some prey to come close.  I'll call this snake Jessie.  (Not sure if it was a male or female snake, so Jessie will do.)  While I'm at it, let me give this tourist an alias as well.  I'll call him Earl...yes, I'm choosing Earl since I'm a big fan of the show My Name Is Earl, and for that reason only.  Well, as "Earl" started pissing, he got Jessie pissed off.  Jessie lunged at Earl, and chopped his nuts.  Luckily for Earl, some paramedics were nearby, and they wrapped his little manhood, and got him to the hospital in time.  Earl threw up his lunch, and spent the night in the hospital.

One lesson to learn:  When you travel in Australia, don't pee in the bushes.  You might piss off a brown snake like Jessie, and get bitten where it counts!

Snakes - A Love Hate Thingy

Snakes fascinate me.  I have this love hate thing about them.  You saw that picture of the white cobra I posted.  I read a story about a guy named Eric Bortz in New Jersey who got bitten by that cobra.  He bought that snake along with a copperhead and rattler from a place in Pennsylvania.  That story gave me the heebee geebees...what kind of idiot is he?  Why would he be so stupid, as to endanger everyone around him?  what would have happened if his home caught on fire?  What if the snakes got out and bit his wife?  Fortunately, he got bitten, and survived!  Yes, I say fortunately!  It took something that nearly killed him to send him a message.


Now that I got that off my mind, I say I have a love hate thing about snakes.  I know they keep vermin under control, which is quite cool.  But a few weeks ago, I was doing an oil change, and I went to grab a piece of cardboard to creep under my car, then I saw a triangular head pop out underneath...scared the wits out of me.  It turned out to be a brown salamander or lizard hiding underneath.

How To Be A Dumbass And Get Away With It

Have you ever wondered how to pull off a prank and have someone else take the fall?  It's easy if you watch your back.  You need to pull a bait and switch in a way that would keep your hands clean.  Take this:  let's say you're standing in line in a public place.  You just finished eating a bowl of chili for lunch.  You need to fart badly, but you don't want to embarrass yourself.  Here's what you do:  if someone's behind you, rip it, and turn around!  If no one's behind you, if you rip one, start looking around.  Get them off your trail!  It almost always works.

 Just a street smart trick to remember.

My Name Is Urlkill

My name is Urlkill. I am a big fan of My Name is Earl and Urkel of Family Matters. I hope you keep coming back to see my posts, for this is a new adventure for me.