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Sunday, September 25, 2011

How To Be A Dumbass And Get Away With It

Have you ever wondered how to pull off a prank and have someone else take the fall?  It's easy if you watch your back.  You need to pull a bait and switch in a way that would keep your hands clean.  Take this:  let's say you're standing in line in a public place.  You just finished eating a bowl of chili for lunch.  You need to fart badly, but you don't want to embarrass yourself.  Here's what you do:  if someone's behind you, rip it, and turn around!  If no one's behind you, if you rip one, start looking around.  Get them off your trail!  It almost always works.

 Just a street smart trick to remember.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

My Name Is Urlkill


My name is Urlkill. I am a big fan of My Name is Earl and Urkel of Family Matters. I hope you keep coming back to see my posts, for this is a new adventure for me.