Tornados narrowly missed Paris Tennessee and wiped out the neighboring state of Kentucky. An Amazon facility in Kentucky got wiped out, with a number of deaths as the tornado struck it down and blew it to smithereens. 110 people had been working inside when the tornado blew the buildings down to pieces. Crews are recovering the carcasses of the people wiped out and blown up by the tornado.
Hey Dervish, you're searching in the wrong place! You're supposed to look in the pile of rubble, not up your boyfriend's body cavity.